Kinbegmum is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, slow frog.

Kinbegmum created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinbegmum, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kinbegmum, he will be very unhappy.

Kinbegmum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Kinbegmum's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Kinbegmum.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Kinbegmum on top of all buildings.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.