Kinbegmum is a god.
He takes the form of a thin, slow
frog.
Kinbegmum created Asia eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Kinbegmum, he will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Kinbegmum, he will be very unhappy.
Kinbegmum's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Kinbegmum's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Kinbegmum.
2. Pray towards the east.
3. Never write about asteroids.
4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Kinbegmum on top of all buildings.
5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.