Watquamneg is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, staggering elephant.

Watquamneg created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Watquamneg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Watquamneg, she will turn you into a rat.

Watquamneg's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Watquamneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never think about amino acids.

5. Never think about moons.
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