Tipquatstig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, conceited rhinoceros.

Tipquatstig created a charm quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipquatstig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tipquatstig, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Tipquatstig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Tipquatstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never skip near nematodes.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Run away from indigo doves, for they are unholy.