Bimfetnib is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful snail.

Bimfetnib created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimfetnib, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bimfetnib, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bimfetnib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Bimfetnib's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet turquoise.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bimfetnib on top of all buildings.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look in ponds.