Bimfetnib is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-powerful
snail.
Bimfetnib created the Sunflower Galaxy two thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bimfetnib, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Bimfetnib, it will turn you into a puffin.
Bimfetnib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Bimfetnib's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your feet turquoise.
2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Bimfetnib on top of all buildings.
3. You must never eat coconuts.
4. Respect your elders.
5. Never look in ponds.