Hambog is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sage toad.

Hambog created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Hambog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hambog, it will come to you in dreams.

Hambog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Hambog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Never think ill of sick seals.