Volboddub is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage centipede.

Volboddub created vertebrates eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Volboddub, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Volboddub, she will laugh at you.

Volboddub's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Volboddub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.