Banqueegbig is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable ferret.

Banqueegbig created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Banqueegbig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Banqueegbig, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Banqueegbig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Banqueegbig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always help porpoises.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.