Yedzagzeb is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, flying tapir.

Yedzagzeb created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yedzagzeb, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yedzagzeb, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Yedzagzeb's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Yedzagzeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Retreat if three pigs approach from the north.

3. Always help tapirs in need.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to music.