Hotgofrow is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, deceitful swan.

Hotgofrow created humanity four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hotgofrow, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hotgofrow, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hotgofrow's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Hotgofrow's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think ill of sick nematodes.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.