Queegcadzad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, self-confident cobra.

Queegcadzad created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegcadzad, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Queegcadzad, he will curse you with boils.

Queegcadzad's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Queegcadzad's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Queegcadzad.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide if three rats approach from the south.

5. Badgers are not to be trusted.