Logbombess Nellsiggom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, duplicitous deer.

Logbombess Nellsiggom created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Logbombess Nellsiggom, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Logbombess Nellsiggom, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Logbombess Nellsiggom's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Logbombess Nellsiggom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Logbombess Nellsiggom.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Never bounce in holy places.