Tunbopmob is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, intelligent porpoise.

Tunbopmob created a photon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunbopmob, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tunbopmob, he will laugh at you.

Tunbopmob's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tunbopmob's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never mention goats.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not bounce in public.
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