Honarpfitfagkabvilwitwig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, conceited clam.

Honarpfitfagkabvilwitwig created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honarpfitfagkabvilwitwig, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Honarpfitfagkabvilwitwig, he will send minions to preach to you.

Honarpfitfagkabvilwitwig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Honarpfitfagkabvilwitwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never wear trousers.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Always help sick sheep.

5. Run away if six mice approach from the west.
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