Kambifgov is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, stupid pigeon.

Kambifgov created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kambifgov, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kambifgov, it will ignore you.

Kambifgov's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Kambifgov's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.