Rutmisgan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, idiotic weasel.

Rutmisgan created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rutmisgan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rutmisgan, it will destroy your favourite star.

Rutmisgan's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rutmisgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear red.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Worship no other gods but Rutmisgan.