Cabmabhon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, charitable tapir.

Cabmabhon created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cabmabhon, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cabmabhon, he will not care at all.

Cabmabhon's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Cabmabhon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cabmabhon's priests.

2. Put Cabmabhon first in all things.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.