Vedmumgem Tinbadcum is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive fox.

Vedmumgem Tinbadcum created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedmumgem Tinbadcum, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vedmumgem Tinbadcum, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vedmumgem Tinbadcum's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Vedmumgem Tinbadcum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine rats approach from the west.

2. Run away from fawn pigs, for they are unholy.

3. Always help whales.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.