Dibgetlakfub is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, intelligent hare.

Dibgetlakfub created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dibgetlakfub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibgetlakfub, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Dibgetlakfub's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Dibgetlakfub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Dibgetlakfub on top of all buildings.

2. Never wear brown boots.

3. Do not hurt goats.

4. Dibgetlakfub loves porpoises, so they must be respected.

5. Worship no other gods but Dibgetlakfub.