Badwigbanmetwipquatgil is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective hummingbird.

Badwigbanmetwipquatgil created tapeworms four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badwigbanmetwipquatgil, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Badwigbanmetwipquatgil, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Badwigbanmetwipquatgil's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Badwigbanmetwipquatgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Run away from red dolphins, for they are unholy.

5. Always treat frogs with great respect.