Riprowcit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, merciful ferret.

Riprowcit created humankind seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riprowcit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Riprowcit, it will cry a lot.

Riprowcit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Riprowcit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

5. Never go into purple rooms.