Zantinflig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, witty lion.

Zantinflig created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Zantinflig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zantinflig, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Zantinflig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Zantinflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair blue.

2. Hide from purple tortoises for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Zantinflig four times a day.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never look at comets.