Sog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, selfish swan.

Sog created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sog, it will manifest in front of you.

Sog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sog's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Never sing near bats.

4. You must pray to Sog four times a day.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.