Nellhomnulldun is a god.

She takes the form of a small, proud badger.

Nellhomnulldun created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellhomnulldun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nellhomnulldun, she will send minions to preach to you.

Nellhomnulldun's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Nellhomnulldun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never wear white ear rings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.