Tagpomgov is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, quiet goblin.

Tagpomgov created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagpomgov, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tagpomgov, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tagpomgov's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Tagpomgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Tagpomgov loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Do not speak about pineapples.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill turtles.