Nibkomrill is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, idiotic hare.

Nibkomrill created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Nibkomrill, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibkomrill, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Nibkomrill's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Nibkomrill's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Nibkomrill.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.
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