Carflygess is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, effective monkey.

Carflygess created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carflygess, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Carflygess, he will turn you into a rock.

Carflygess' most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Carflygess' Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always help sick grasshopers.

5. Never eat turnips.