Carflygess is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, effective
monkey.
Carflygess created the planet Venus five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Carflygess, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Carflygess, he will turn you into a rock.
Carflygess' most sacred site is Brancion in France.
Carflygess' Holy Commandments1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
2. Always wear blue.
3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
4. Always help sick grasshopers.
5. Never eat turnips.