Kimcabgov is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable cobra.

Kimcabgov created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Kimcabgov, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Kimcabgov, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Kimcabgov's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Kimcabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Always obey Kimcabgov's priests.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. You must pray to Kimcabgov five times a day.

5. Put Kimcabgov first in all things.
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