Farhatbafgidnurlfid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, resourceful mouse.

Farhatbafgidnurlfid created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Farhatbafgidnurlfid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Farhatbafgidnurlfid, she will turn you into a mole.

Farhatbafgidnurlfid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Farhatbafgidnurlfid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.

5. Do not run in public.