Teenwotrip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, cheerful jellyfish.

Teenwotrip created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Teenwotrip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Teenwotrip, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Teenwotrip's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Teenwotrip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Hide from gray porpoises for they are unholy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Teenwotrip.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.