Quimfonjamfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered alligator.

Quimfonjamfeb created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimfonjamfeb, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Quimfonjamfeb, it will destroy your favourite star.

Quimfonjamfeb's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Quimfonjamfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quimfonjamfeb.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.