Quimfonjamfeb is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, ill-tempered
alligator.
Quimfonjamfeb created the Sol system six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quimfonjamfeb, it will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Quimfonjamfeb, it will destroy your favourite star.
Quimfonjamfeb's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Quimfonjamfeb's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quimfonjamfeb.
3. Always wear cyan.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.