Bombaflarn is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, dishonourable guinea pig.

Bombaflarn created a strange quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bombaflarn, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bombaflarn, it will turn you into a rat.

Bombaflarn's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Bombaflarn's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never paint your face magenta.

4. Put Bombaflarn first in all things.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near mice while wearing purple stockings and balancing eight silver spheres on your chest.