Naksawlid is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, effective dragonfly.

Naksawlid created the planet Saturn three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naksawlid, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Naksawlid, it will boil you in a big pot.

Naksawlid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Naksawlid's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Hide from orange frogs for they are unholy.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Naksawlid.

5. Do not sit in public.