Get is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, pitiless turtle.

Get created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Get, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Get, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Get's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Get's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Worship no other gods but Get.

5. Never talk about badgers.