Narltailcat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, two-faced duck.

Narltailcat created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narltailcat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Narltailcat, she will turn you into a rock.

Narltailcat's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Narltailcat's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Narltailcat eight times a day.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Always obey Narltailcat's priests.