Dumgudpop is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, fast salamander.

Dumgudpop created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dumgudpop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dumgudpop, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dumgudpop's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Dumgudpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Never think ill of sick shrews.

4. Never wear gray shirts.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.