Gemlap is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful
coyote.
Gemlap created Europe eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gemlap, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Gemlap, it will curse you with boils.
Gemlap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.
Gemlap's Holy Commandments1. Run away if three badgers approach from the west.
2. Do not take Gemlap's name in vain.
3. Never eat beans.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.