Gemlap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, resourceful coyote.

Gemlap created Europe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemlap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gemlap, it will curse you with boils.

Gemlap's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Gemlap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if three badgers approach from the west.

2. Do not take Gemlap's name in vain.

3. Never eat beans.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.