Wonmiggab Flabcimveg is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthinking squirrel.

Wonmiggab Flabcimveg created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wonmiggab Flabcimveg, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wonmiggab Flabcimveg, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Wonmiggab Flabcimveg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Wonmiggab Flabcimveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help sick pigs.