Vinlamnill is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, uncaring wyrm.

Vinlamnill created parasitic wasps eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vinlamnill, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vinlamnill, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Vinlamnill's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Vinlamnill's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vinlamnill.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about galaxies.