Yatstancem is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, unthinking
squid.
Yatstancem created an electron four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Yatstancem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Yatstancem, it will not care at all.
Yatstancem's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Yatstancem's Holy Commandments1. Always help squirrels in need.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Hide if four frogs approach from the east.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yatstancem.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.