Yatstancem is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, unthinking squid.

Yatstancem created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatstancem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yatstancem, it will not care at all.

Yatstancem's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yatstancem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hide if four frogs approach from the east.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yatstancem.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.