Bonwon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, benevolent shrew.

Bonwon created matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonwon, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bonwon, it will jump up and down on your head.

Bonwon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

3. Erect four carbon sculptures of Bonwon on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not commit murder.
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