Fasvedwigpagbissugnarl Quamnuttnig Cammilrull is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ruthless capybara.

Fasvedwigpagbissugnarl Quamnuttnig Cammilrull created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fasvedwigpagbissugnarl Quamnuttnig Cammilrull, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Fasvedwigpagbissugnarl Quamnuttnig Cammilrull, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fasvedwigpagbissugnarl Quamnuttnig Cammilrull's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Fasvedwigpagbissugnarl Quamnuttnig Cammilrull's Holy Commandments

1. Fasvedwigpagbissugnarl Quamnuttnig Cammilrull loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.