Tanpomnar Badniglamtomsugdagmonkon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, merciful finch.

Tanpomnar Badniglamtomsugdagmonkon created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Tanpomnar Badniglamtomsugdagmonkon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Tanpomnar Badniglamtomsugdagmonkon, she will be very sad.

Tanpomnar Badniglamtomsugdagmonkon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tanpomnar Badniglamtomsugdagmonkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about black holes.