Pangutnak is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, loving badger.

Pangutnak created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangutnak, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pangutnak, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pangutnak's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Pangutnak's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry cats.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.