Nanhudciss is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, pitiless ferret.

Nanhudciss created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nanhudciss, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nanhudciss, he will come to you in dreams.

Nanhudciss' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Nanhudciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Erect nine gold sculptures of Nanhudciss on top of important buildings.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Nanhudciss.