Davidfat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, stupid elephant.

Davidfat created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Davidfat, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Davidfat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Davidfat's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Davidfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair yellow.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Fast once a month.