Dossdoncar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, deceitful crane.

Dossdoncar created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dossdoncar, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dossdoncar, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dossdoncar's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dossdoncar's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Retreat if three capybaras approach from the east.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Feed all hungry shrews.