Gudhudgun is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating troll.

Gudhudgun created Europe three million years ago.

If you believe in Gudhudgun, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gudhudgun, it will cry a lot.

Gudhudgun's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Gudhudgun's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gudhudgun first in all things.

2. Never talk about geese.

3. Never eat coconuts.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never sing near badgers.