Mabhitced is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish walrus.

Mabhitced created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabhitced, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mabhitced, it will turn you into a rock.

Mabhitced's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mabhitced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Horses are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about tortoises.