Gubgatlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, temperamental zebra.

Gubgatlarp created dark energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubgatlarp, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gubgatlarp, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gubgatlarp's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gubgatlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention frogs.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Gubgatlarp loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.