Cimtad is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, dishonest shrew.

Cimtad created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimtad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cimtad, he will turn you into a rock.

Cimtad's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Cimtad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cimtad on top of all buildings.